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[Hog Johnson]

Anybody know where I can buy this fly fishing fly called a Hemorrhoidal Mouse, I live in Barrie, ON?

Here's a pic...

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[ChaseChrome]

Anybody know where I can buy this fly fishing fly called a Hemorrhoidal Mouse, I live in Barrie, ON?

Here's a pic...

Funny...

Easy to tie and saves you a bundle!!

[Hog Johnson]

Funny...

Easy to tie and saves you a bundle!!

What's so funny???

I got a messed up left hand/fingers from a log splitter accident...

[Luke]

The name of the fly, pretty hilarious

It looks like an easy enough pattern to tie if you have a vise, even if you can only use your right hand for the majority of it, but thats if you have the desire and or equipment to do it.. Looks a little bit like it took a bit of inspiration from a muddler minnow pattern.

What would you use that on? Bass?

[Hog Johnson]

The name of the fly, pretty hilarious

It looks like an easy enough pattern to tie if you have a vise, even if you can only use your right hand for the majority of it, but thats if you have the desire and or equipment to do it.. Looks a little bit like it took a bit of inspiration from a muddler minnow pattern.

What would you use that on? Bass?

Watch the movie Eastern Rises, it won an award at the Fly Fishing Film Festival, I won't spoil it for ya by answering your question...

[Luke]

Nice, I just watched a 5 minute preview of it. That is one that I will definately sit down and watch, thats the kind of low-pressure fishing any angler dreams of.

I've already started dusting off my 8 weight and fly tying gear, now I just have to figure out where my vise went!

On a sidenote theres a big watershed a british guy manages out in siberia, I think I was looking at the Hucho Taimen (the biggest salmon species in the world), I came across it in my radon off tangent salmonid research.

[ChaseChrome]

The name of the fly, pretty hilarious

It looks like an easy enough pattern to tie if you have a vise, even if you can only use your right hand for the majority of it, but thats if you have the desire and or equipment to do it.. Looks a little bit like it took a bit of inspiration from a muddler minnow pattern.

What would you use that on? Bass?

Funny that's what i said (in fewer words), but somehow I am the recipient of a corrective
f#^% who knew

[Meanderer]

The question remains..Where can you buy this fly?

Where did you get your last one John?

[Hog Johnson]

The question remains..Where can you buy this fly?

Where did you get your last one John?

Some 17 year old kid I saw once at the Nottawasaga River, makes it himself, let me use it once, he nailed a bunch of Bows with it...haven't seen em since.

This is the real deal from the States, but you gotta mass order them by huge cases, already gave em a call...

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[ChaseChrome]

available in most fly shops.....................

[Losier1205]

I get mine at my local Canadian tire of all places...There good quality too well i like them i use them from musky on the rideau river

[ChaseChrome]

I get mine at my local Canadian tire of all places...There good quality too well i like them i use them from musky on the rideau river

YESSIR

"mystery" solved

[Hog Johnson]

I get mine at my local Canadian tire of all places...There good quality too well i like them i use them from musky on the rideau river

Thanks Losier1205, preciate the reply, answer, and manner in which you used to unsolve my HUGE "mystery" question hehehe, but unfortunately I already checked every Canadian Tire in Simcoe County here and I had no luck...Madriverfisher found me a place with two locations not too far away from where I live who carry it...

[Losier1205]

No prob man! you got time till you need one(they might work ice fishin) but im gunna check my CT if they have any and let you know.

[mercman]

Anybody know where I can buy this fly fishing fly called a Hemorrhoidal Mouse, I live in Barrie, ON?

Here's a pic...

You know, i was gonna say something funny about the name of this fly. I'm not a fly guy.....But then i got to thinking about the names of some of the lures in my box.Badonk-a-donk is one, so i cant really be funny about a mouse with hemroids, can i?

[Hog Johnson]

You know, i was gonna say something funny about the name of this fly. I'm not a fly guy.....But then i got to thinking about the names of some of the lures in my box.Badonk-a-donk is one, so i cant really be funny about a mouse with hemroids, can i?

You can really see that little pink hemorrhoid at the ass end right under the tail in that first pic I posted, now thats detail

They should of called it...

-Bumrush
-Fire In The Hole
-Pain In The Ass
-Preparation H

[mercman]

You can really see that little pink hemorrhoid at the ass end right under the tail in that first pic I posted, now thats detail

They should of called it...

-Bumrush
-Fire In The Hole
-Pain In The Ass
-Preparation H

I didnt examine the pic too closely. Remided me about a joke about moth balls, but i cant say anything here.


Yup.....Just love my Badonk-a-dorks:rolleyes:

[ChaseChrome]

You know, i was gonna say something funny about the name of this fly.

Careful Merc..."funny" is subject to censure

[Hog Johnson]

I didnt examine the pic too closely. Remided me about a joke about moth balls, but i cant say anything here.


Yup.....Just love my Badonk-a-dorks:rolleyes:

Badonk-a-dorks...NOW THAT'S "FUNNY"!!!

There's a lad with a good sense of humour...

Definately gonna put that to good use, especially dealing with stupid drivers when in traffic!

"BADONK-A-DORKS!!!"

[mercman]

Badonk-a-dorks...NOW THAT'S "FUNNY"!!!

There's a lad with a good sense of humour...

Definately gonna put that to good use, especially dealing with stupid drivers when in traffic!

"BADONK-A-DORKS!!!"

Cant be funny.....as Chrome said.....censorship:blink: ....Oh ya....this is O.F.F., we can be funny over here:grin:

I call idiot drivers "Cosmeenauts" When you ask why the drive that way, they say "Cosmeenaut very smart"