A little fishing humour

[hammercarp]

Two guys were out fishing in a local stream and were standing side by side working a pool, Due to a wide bend in the stream the pool came very close to the road. They both looked up to see a Hearst come along with a procession of cars behind it. The one guy quickly reeled in, tucked his rod and reel under his arm and took his hat off, which he then held over his heart. His fishing buddy looked at him and was kind of awed. He said " Boy you sure showed your respect there, I was kinda embarrassed to have not followed suit" After putting his hat on and making a cast the "respectful" angler said, " Well we were married for 27 years after all"

 

[Yanni]

LOL! Nice finishing touch. :lol:

 

[cityhunter]

awsome, this can be real for lot of Anglers lol

 

[staffman]

LMAO

 

[getin]

:mrgreen:

 

[Dozer]

haha, holy poop thats funny!

 

[salmotrutta]

It's funny because it's true

 

[West]

Two fisherman fish from the shore side by side one get fish always he trow and the other get always nothing.
Fellow without luck asked first: what bait do you use? Answer was warms. Unlucky guy said-me too and I got nothing? First fellow ask him in return: do you use worms males or females? I am using only females and got fish always. Second guy ask how to determine-male or female???
First said: before you hook the warm, put it between front teeth and pull it, if it male his balls stack in...then trow it away and grab another one till you get female......

 

[Alfiegee]

Two guys were out fishing in a local stream and were standing side by side working a pool, Due to a wide bend in the stream the pool came very close to the road. They both looked up to see a Hearst come along with a procession of cars behind it. The one guy quickly reeled in, tucked his rod and reel under his arm and took his hat off, which he then held over his heart. His fishing buddy looked at him and was kind of awed. He said " Boy you sure showed your respect there, I was kinda embarrassed to have not followed suit" After putting his hat on and making a cast the "respectful" angler said, " Well we were married for 27 years after all"

Good one Hammer. All the fishermen I work with got it immediately and laughed their heads off.

Alfie.

 

[rusty420]

 

[FishingNoob]

Nice picture Rusty! With all the rain, I'm not surprised! :lol:

 

[Alfiegee]

A little more fishing humour. I have posted this before so forgive me those that have seen it. It's also a Newfie joke but I can do this as I have a Newfie Bro.

Newfie walks out on the ice, he finds a spot that looks good and augers a hole and gets set up.
Then he hears a voice that says, " Ain't no fish there."
Newf gets up and wanders around 'til he finds a new spot, augers a new hole and again gets set up.
Again the voice comes, " Ain't no fish there."
After no bites the Newfie walks around to find a new spot and again sets up.
He again hears the voice, "Ain't no fish there. "
Now angry the Newfie yells out, " How do you know there's no fish here? "
The voice comes back again. " I been fishing this arena for 15 years and ne'er caught a thing."

Alfie.

 

[FishingNoob]

lol. Never head that before Alfigee.

 

[Alfiegee]

lol. Never head that before Alfigee.

Glad to give you a smile then. Noob.

Alfie.