Fishheads
Float Fishing Superstore
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- Dec 1, 2010
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Two very broke men needed to figure out a way to get drunk. The 1st man came up with an idea. He said " We will have a few drinks, then I will put this banana down my pants and you pretend to go down on me. When they see us doing this they are sure to kick us and we wont have to pay." Impressed with his friends idea the 2nd man agreed and off to the bar they went.
After a few drinks they decided to try out their idea. The 1st man put the banana in his pants and the 2nd guy went down and sure enough the bouncer grabbed them both and threw them out. IT WORKED!!! the two men could not wait to try it again and rushed off to the next bar. After a few drinks at the 2nd bar they tried their trick again......with in second the bouncer had grabbed them and thrown them out again. Drunk and excited they continued their quest 3rd bar, 4th bar and 5th bar.
After the 5th bar the now very drunken 2nd man said " Man I'm Hungry, let me get a bite of that banana"
And the 1st guy responded "What Banana I ate it after the 2nd bar"
LOL if its too rude please feel free to delete me!!!!
After a few drinks they decided to try out their idea. The 1st man put the banana in his pants and the 2nd guy went down and sure enough the bouncer grabbed them both and threw them out. IT WORKED!!! the two men could not wait to try it again and rushed off to the next bar. After a few drinks at the 2nd bar they tried their trick again......with in second the bouncer had grabbed them and thrown them out again. Drunk and excited they continued their quest 3rd bar, 4th bar and 5th bar.
After the 5th bar the now very drunken 2nd man said " Man I'm Hungry, let me get a bite of that banana"
And the 1st guy responded "What Banana I ate it after the 2nd bar"
LOL if its too rude please feel free to delete me!!!!
