Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big Croc, "what have you been eating?" "Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc. "Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?" "Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol." "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?" "Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. You see, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase!
(it's kind of a fishing story...lol)
I've recently purchased a brand new Legend package with down riggers and am anxious to get out do some rigging. I live about an hour and a half away from Parry Sound and would like to try fishing for the first time out on some "big water." When I get back from my first "real" fishing trip I will be more than happy to share my photos and experience with everyone here!
Thanks very much!
Shawn
"Well," said the big Croc, "what have you been eating?" "Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc. "Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?" "Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol." "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?" "Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. You see, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase!
(it's kind of a fishing story...lol)
I've recently purchased a brand new Legend package with down riggers and am anxious to get out do some rigging. I live about an hour and a half away from Parry Sound and would like to try fishing for the first time out on some "big water." When I get back from my first "real" fishing trip I will be more than happy to share my photos and experience with everyone here!
Thanks very much!
Shawn
