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Mr. Trout

Mr. Trout

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Hi All,
I stumblet upon this site and thought to my self i would like to be part of the community. Iv been fishing since i was 7, and the only thing thats changed is the size of the fish that got away, I thought i would share a little joke with you all to get things rolling.

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, Fishing or sex," and she said, "Wear a sweater".


I have a few pics i will post in the other sections later on of sum fun iv had in my time, gotta go prep for tomorow now, see you guys out there.


ONE LAST ONE>>>

[SIZE=10pt]Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge.
One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on
his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.
The other guy says, "That was touching. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]I didn't know you had it in you." The first guy
responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do -
after all, I was married to her for 40 years."[/SIZE]


L8T'S
 
Welcome from Thunder Bay Mr. Trout where is home some place warm I hope?...We have snow in the forcast in Thunder Bay & there is nothing funny about that! :mrgreen:
 
LOLZ, Thanks guys,

The jokes are not my own, just a few i heard here and there... (waiting for my bobber to duck)

My favorite species of fish to catch is the one on my hook lol, naw i am a big fan of Rainbows, ever since i was 7 and caught my first one in peterborough on just a line tied to a stick. My older cousin took my rod cuz i was "Just a Kid " and thought i wouldnt catch anything. Funny thing was I was the ONLY one to catch a fish that day.

As far as my setup goes it kinda depends on where i am and what im going for and also the conditions of the water but on a typical day i usually float fish 4 to 5 feet from the top of the water or a size 2 - 3 mepps spinner ( Pond )
in a lake or river i use a slip bobber adjusted to the depth i think the fish are ( trial and error)

fortunatly it is only just starting to warm up here in brampton/mississauga, i would like to make a trip up to Thunder Bay sometime and get my line wet,

Anywho im heading out to Terra Cotta in the morning and need to rest the casting arm,

Thanks for the warm welcome guys, will update when i get back.

Wish Me Luck!!!!!!






There was a priest that loved to stream fish. One year there was a problem every time he had a chance to go fishing the weather was bad or it was on Sunday, when he had to work. All year he was unable to go. Finally it was the last week before the streams closed. The weather was bad all week until Sunday, when the weather was perfect. The priest could not resist, he called a fellow priest claiming to be very sick and asked if he could take over his sermon.

The fly-fishing priest drove over 200 miles, not wishing to see anyone he knew. An angel seeing the priest playing hooky went to God and said "You're not going to let him get away with this are you?". God agreed he should do something. The first cast the priest made was perfect. The fly floated past a log and a huge mouth gulped the fly down. For 45 minutes the priest ran up and down the stream fighting the mighty fish. At the end he held a 50" world record rainbow trout. Confused the angel asked God, "What are you doing?". God replied "Think about it, who's he going to tell?"
 
Hey sorry i haven't posted in a while, my very close friend passed away this week so i was a little busy, got some pics and stories to post later on.
 
Mr. Trout said:
Hey sorry i haven't posted in a while, my very close friend passed away this week so i was a little busy, got some pics and stories to post later on.
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Hey Mr Trout. Sorry about your friend, I am 50 so I have lost many friends over the years. It is hard, but the rest of us have to carry on and do the best we can.
We can dwell on it and feel sorry or we can move on knowing there is not a hell of a lot we can do. I have learned to mourn in my own way and then move on. I hope that doesn't sound harsh, but it is realality. I find fishing is a good way to deal when a friend passes, I can just go out to the river and think about nothing but the peace and quiet, my mind eventually puts everthing in place.

Alfie.
 
hey guys im back from trinidad, my buddy i resting now, and he wants me to catch him a fish.

so without further adieu let the reels start spinning................




Game warden: Didn’t you see the no-fishing sign, son?
Boy: I’m not fishing, sir. I’m teaching these worms how to swim!

(again, not my jokes, im just sharing them)
 
Mr. Trout said:
LOLZ, Thanks guys,

The jokes are not my own, just a few i heard here and there... (waiting for my bobber to duck)

My favorite species of fish to catch is the one on my hook lol, naw i am a big fan of Rainbows, ever since i was 7 and caught my first one in peterborough on just a line tied to a stick. My older cousin took my rod cuz i was "Just a Kid " and thought i wouldnt catch anything. Funny thing was I was the ONLY one to catch a fish that day.

As far as my setup goes it kinda depends on where i am and what im going for and also the conditions of the water but on a typical day i usually float fish 4 to 5 feet from the top of the water or a size 2 - 3 mepps spinner ( Pond )
in a lake or river i use a slip bobber adjusted to the depth i think the fish are ( trial and error)

fortunatly it is only just starting to warm up here in brampton/mississauga, i would like to make a trip up to Thunder Bay sometime and get my line wet,

Anywho im heading out to Terra Cotta in the morning and need to rest the casting arm,

Thanks for the warm welcome guys, will update when i get back.

Wish Me Luck!!!!!!






There was a priest that loved to stream fish. One year there was a problem every time he had a chance to go fishing the weather was bad or it was on Sunday, when he had to work. All year he was unable to go. Finally it was the last week before the streams closed. The weather was bad all week until Sunday, when the weather was perfect. The priest could not resist, he called a fellow priest claiming to be very sick and asked if he could take over his sermon.

The fly-fishing priest drove over 200 miles, not wishing to see anyone he knew. An angel seeing the priest playing hooky went to God and said "You're not going to let him get away with this are you?". God agreed he should do something. The first cast the priest made was perfect. The fly floated past a log and a huge mouth gulped the fly down. For 45 minutes the priest ran up and down the stream fighting the mighty fish. At the end he held a 50" world record rainbow trout. Confused the angel asked God, "What are you doing?". God replied "Think about it, who's he going to tell?"
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Mr. Trout said:
LOLZ, Thanks guys,

The jokes are not my own, just a few i heard here and there... (waiting for my bobber to duck)

My favorite species of fish to catch is the one on my hook lol, naw i am a big fan of Rainbows, ever since i was 7 and caught my first one in peterborough on just a line tied to a stick. My older cousin took my rod cuz i was "Just a Kid " and thought i wouldnt catch anything. Funny thing was I was the ONLY one to catch a fish that day.

As far as my setup goes it kinda depends on where i am and what im going for and also the conditions of the water but on a typical day i usually float fish 4 to 5 feet from the top of the water or a size 2 - 3 mepps spinner ( Pond )
in a lake or river i use a slip bobber adjusted to the depth i think the fish are ( trial and error)

fortunatly it is only just starting to warm up here in brampton/mississauga, i would like to make a trip up to Thunder Bay sometime and get my line wet,

Anywho im heading out to Terra Cotta in the morning and need to rest the casting arm,

Thanks for the warm welcome guys, will update when i get back.

Wish Me Luck!!!!!!






There was a priest that loved to stream fish. One year there was a problem every time he had a chance to go fishing the weather was bad or it was on Sunday, when he had to work. All year he was unable to go. Finally it was the last week before the streams closed. The weather was bad all week until Sunday, when the weather was perfect. The priest could not resist, he called a fellow priest claiming to be very sick and asked if he could take over his sermon.

The fly-fishing priest drove over 200 miles, not wishing to see anyone he knew. An angel seeing the priest playing hooky went to God and said "You're not going to let him get away with this are you?". God agreed he should do something. The first cast the priest made was perfect. The fly floated past a log and a huge mouth gulped the fly down. For 45 minutes the priest ran up and down the stream fighting the mighty fish. At the end he held a 50" world record rainbow trout. Confused the angel asked God, "What are you doing?". God replied "Think about it, who's he going to tell?"
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I'm assuming you caught your first trout at the annual fishing derby in peterborough? I live in the area. Great memories of that derby I
Of course I feel I'm to old to be going to it as its meant for kids 15/under. Anyways, welcome to the forum!!
 
Welcome to the forums. Jokes are hilarious!

You will find a wealth of knowledge here paired with very freindly members! Enjoy!
 

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