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Mounting, eh??
[SIZE=large]A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and [/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]orders a white wine.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look [/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to [/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around [/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the [/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No," says the Canadian "I don't drive a taxi, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]He's one of us."[/SIZE]
