Although I am not a Newfie, I have a Newfie brother.

[Alfiegee]

A Newfie decided to try some ice-fishing, so he walked out on the ice and started to drill a hole. As he got his auger out he heard a voice call out, they ain't no fish there.
He walked out further and again got his auger out. Again came the voice, they ain't no fish there. He thought maybe closer to the shore so he went back and was ready to drill again, but again came the voice, there ain't no fish there.
Now he was mad. "What Do You Mean There's No Fish Here?"
The voice came back, "I've been fishing this ice rink 20 years and never caught a thing."

Alfie.

 

[Alfiegee]

More to come.

Alfie.

 

[Alfiegee]

A Newfie was driving down the Hiway with his prized cow Betsy in his trailer. He was a bit drunk. They arrived at an intersection and got T-Boned, the cow was mortally wounded.
An RCMP officer arrived on the scene and decided it was best to put Betsy out of her misery as she was suffering a great deal, he put a bullet through her head.
Later on in court, with a breathealizer and witnesses the Newfie plead not guilty. The judge asked him, why are you pleading not guilty, with all the evidence against you?.
The Newfie answered, did you hear what the cop did to Betsy?

Alfie.

 

[Porter86]

bahahahaha...those are pricless bud!!

 

[Spinninreel]

I heard about the newfie who went ice fishing and brought home a trailer load of ice.