Ain't this the truth, boys?

[Shawarma]

If you're at work.. this might get you in trouble if someone sees it so don't scroll down
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last chance.

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[ChaseChrome]

sad

 

[FisherGirl]

Surely they could have done both...

 

[Cody309]

Surely they could have done both...

.... at the same time

 

[ChaseChrome]

Meh...Shawarma don't surf...​

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[Shawarma]

C'mon.. That's funny right there!

 

[Dozer]

False - however if the fishing picture was of a river well...

 

[miles]

 

[fishermandan420]

Whats with grim reaper in the background ?

 

[ChaseChrome]

Whats with grim reaper in the background ?

Now that's classic...

 

[fishermandan420]

Sorry i was mistaken. Tis I, the black knight !

 

[salmotrutta]

Hey Shawarma, don't mind the sad ppl, that was definitely funny!

That boat fishing shot fits great in that context, river shot doesn't cut it.

 

[Dozer]

:lol: Too funny

 

[Shawarma]

Whats with grim reaper in the background ?

That's her after she untied herself and knew you went fishing.

 

[Knuguy]

Good one!!

 

[Alfiegee]

This is an old joke, but I have never seen it done with pictures before.
Basically, the house framer ( I am using my trade, but you can use any trade you like.) gets home Friday nite after a hard day at work. His wife is dressed in sexy lingerie and has a nice dinner prepared and candles lit. She says, " You can tie me up and do anything you want."
He does tie her up and then goes fishing for the week-end.
Stoopid man, why not make the best of both worlds. LOL.

Alfie

 

[ChaseChrome]

Hey Shawarma, don't mind the sad ppl, that was definitely funny!

That boat fishing shot fits great in that context, river shot doesn't cut it.

No sad people cupcake...when you're looking for things to mount, while that very thing fit for mounting lies invitingly supine, then you're a loser...

(notwithstanding the mildly sophomoric humour)

 

[fishermandan420]

K change the pic to an obese,beauty -challenged woman and everyone is happy!

 

[Knuguy]

.when you're looking for things to mount, while that very thing fit for mounting ..

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Mounting, eh??
[SIZE=large]A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and [/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]orders a white wine.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=large]All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look [/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to [/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around [/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the [/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No," says the Canadian "I don't drive a taxi, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=large]He's one of us."[/SIZE]

 

[chinooky]

An executive was having an affair with his secretary. One afternoon they decide to go for a quickie and check into a motel for some daytime action. When they wake up, the guy is in a panic because he is late for dinner.

Secretary says "don't worry, I'll call her and say that you have a late meeting today"

Executive thinks about it a little and says "I have a better idea. Take my shoes run them in the mud!"

Secretary doesn't understand but does what she's told

The executive goes home, prepared for the scolding he's about to get. "Where have you been! Don't you know what time it is!!!" yells his wife "What were you doing!!?"

"I'm sorry honey. I have to tell you the truth. I had an affair with my secretary today that's why I'm late."

Wife looks at him, furious, looking at the mud "You're lying! You went fishing!!"